Do You Think My New Coffee Maker Is Trying To Tell Me Something?

Or, Why I Should Try To Avoid Ordering From Amazon Prime, Especially On Amazon Prime Day

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I’m one of those people who actually reads the “Quick Start” instructions. Yep. And I’ll have you know that I was stumped in short order as part of the directions for my shiny new stainless steel coffee maker commanded me to press the “Brew Now” button. Uh huh…